if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands

—(via solacity)

(Source: anachronica, via tyleroakley)

kerevat:

y’all realize these are relatively basic activities right. y’all are flipping shit because this person said “i want to have sex with you, but i also want to do other normal activities besides sex”. u do realize that is a very regular occurrence right. that u can have sexual feelings for someone and also want to spend time with them. this concept seems new to y’all. 

kerevat:

y’all realize these are relatively basic activities right. y’all are flipping shit because this person said “i want to have sex with you, but i also want to do other normal activities besides sex”. u do realize that is a very regular occurrence right. that u can have sexual feelings for someone and also want to spend time with them. this concept seems new to y’all. 

(Source: red-white-and-betterthanyou, via rebecca-martin)

googlevideos:

sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

(Source: shuckl, via rebecca-martin)

(Source: gottagofast666, via rebecca-martin)

fedswatching:

dive in the pussy like

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(via beyond-is-where-ill-be)

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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(via beyond-is-where-ill-be)

bunniegurl531:

PUFFY ANGEL DEMON CAT

bunniegurl531:

PUFFY ANGEL DEMON CAT

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via beyond-is-where-ill-be)

(Source: erotic-friendfiction, via tyleroakley)

deathbeforedigital:

Sing it Dolly

deathbeforedigital:

Sing it Dolly

(Source: memewhore, via tyleroakley)

zanetehaiden:

zanetehaiden:

A vampire masturbating in front of a mirror

Bet you didn’t see that coming

(Source: zanetheaiden, via beyond-is-where-ill-be)

bitrates:

hannibaleatspussy:

melancholicdragons:

what if dicks had mouths

but robin thicke already exists

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(via beyond-is-where-ill-be)

gazzymouse:

indevampire:

i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide

you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.

every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all

EVERY

BODY

CLAP
YOUR
HANDS

(Source: vampirtini, via beyond-is-where-ill-be)

fireyturtle:

nicelanderenzeru:

ruraljackdaw:

Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs

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Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest

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Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder

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Hugging people and getting picked up by them

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HUGGING

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Not having people to hug

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Giving a hug that comes off as weird

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This post describes me in every way

(via beyond-is-where-ill-be)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via beyond-is-where-ill-be)