sexience:

if u don’t think this is important then u r wrong

sexience:

if u don’t think this is important then u r wrong

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He looks so fucking happy! :D

He looks so fucking happy! :D

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unirony:

lebanesegirlswag:

unirony:

croptops r for anyone 2 wear n everyone 2 celebrate

Unless you have a muffin top.

here’s a to-do list for u

  • fix yr garbage ass blog
  • fix yr garbage ass attitude

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Politeness has become so rare that people mistake it for flirtation.

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canadianslut:

when someone tells me I need to stop eating Doritosimage

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andrysb24:

Yes
As a teacher who regularly finds lost erasers I can confirm this

andrysb24:

Yes

As a teacher who regularly finds lost erasers I can confirm this

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spookyb:

print this out and give it to your crush without saying anything

spookyb:

print this out and give it to your crush without saying anything

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the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

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americanhorrorsexy:

Gifs already! Yay!! Watch me give Tips For Straight Boys 

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trouble-follows:

good advertising

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theannieplanet:

theannieplanet:

theannieplanet:

so i naturally have these bags under my eyes, right, no matter what i do they dont go away

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anyway so i found out if i stretch my face and tip it up and to the side they go away

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so im just gonna walk around like this forever

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“HEY GUYS”

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ive stopped fighting it

get this post to 100,000 notes

god fucking damnit

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nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

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